A scene from the early Church

From the front, sweetly sung :

" Stand up, stand up, for Jesus . . . and let his glory be."

(Almost immediately, from the back, . . . somewhat louder & coarser)

" SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN FOR JESUS . . . THE BEGGARS AT THE BACK CAN'T SEE ! "


Moral: You have to consider all members of society when planning an event =p