I went see my doctor today. In-between discussing my minor ailment, we covered:
1. Whether sharks or jellyfish are the biggest threat to Ozzie & South African swimmers Doc said: 'Hippos bite people in half and they're not even in the sea.
2. The fact that the French like steak raw and the S.Africans want it burnt to a cinder.
3. Annoying people. I mentioned some S.Africans and some female Asian doctors who'd annoyed me.
And this was only a ten-minute appointment! Ya gotta love Dorset ;]